SWEETER THAN HEAVEN AND HARDER THAN HELL



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justtheladyinblack:

cyberharpie:

*stops mid bj to pull a hair out of my mouth*

I could write a book about this.

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claphne:

child

why u scream

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vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

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Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

SWEETER THAN HEAVEN AND HARDER THAN HELL answered:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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My academic career

2005:

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Present:

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themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

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stoned-levi:

There’s nothing wrong with girls who do a lot to maintain their appearance and there’s nothing wrong with girls who do very little to maintain their appearance but there’s something extremely fucking wrong with girls who think it’s okay to judge girls for doing either or. Shut your crusty ass up for 10 seconds and let a bitch live.

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britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

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